Day Nine: Saddam Hunger Strike Continues

From Reuters comes this story.

Saddam Hussein spent a ninth day without food on Sunday, the U.S. military said, continuing a hunger strike to demand better protection for defense lawyers after a third advocate was killed in Baghdad last month.

Time is running out. The situation may become a problem for some American workers, real soon. There's a persistent rumor that Frito-Lay, the makers of Doritos Chips, may be soon laying off a shift. But, this cannot be confirmed at this time. Frito-Lay has yet to return any of our calls.