Friday Funnies

I found this one in the PYY mailbag:


Over five thousand years ago, Moses told the children of Israel: "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, Franklin Roosevelt said: "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel; this is the "Promised Land."

Now we have your president, Barack Obama who: Has nationalized your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.