Maybe you have seen Mystery Science Theater, in it's heyday. Well now it's time for:
Obama Mystery Theater
"PolitiZoid - Mystery Presidential Theater" from RightChange on Vimeo.
No big mystery to me.
I can't find any science, but I certainly see a lot of fiction.
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Friday, May 06, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
Friday Funnies
Such a cheery little tune about getting screwed.
Don't you feel like having an ice cream cone, right about now?
Don't you feel like having an ice cream cone, right about now?
Sunday, April 17, 2011
Friday, April 15, 2011
Friday Funnies
Just before Obama's election, his grandmother passed away. Just after the classroom portion of her orientation to Heaven was completed, Obama was sworn in and right after that time she began getting the guided tour.
At one point they came across a room full of clocks. It was huge and clocks covered all of the walls, end to end, from top to bottom. Naturally, Obama's grandmother asked, "What do all of these clocks represent?"
St. Peter replied, "This is where we keep track of famous people's lies". He continued, "Everyone has a clock assigned to them, and when they tell a lie the big hand spins around once."
"Over there, you will note George Washington's clock. He never told a lie, we hung it and there it sits as it always has. It's never moved once."
"Next to that one you'll see Abe Lincoln's clock. It has moved only twice."
Getting more curious, Obama's grandmother had to ask, "Where is Barry's clock?" St. Peter hastily replied, "I am sorry ma'am, but that is not on this part of the tour. That is in God's bedroom, he uses it as a ceiling fan."
At one point they came across a room full of clocks. It was huge and clocks covered all of the walls, end to end, from top to bottom. Naturally, Obama's grandmother asked, "What do all of these clocks represent?"
St. Peter replied, "This is where we keep track of famous people's lies". He continued, "Everyone has a clock assigned to them, and when they tell a lie the big hand spins around once."
"Over there, you will note George Washington's clock. He never told a lie, we hung it and there it sits as it always has. It's never moved once."
"Next to that one you'll see Abe Lincoln's clock. It has moved only twice."
Getting more curious, Obama's grandmother had to ask, "Where is Barry's clock?" St. Peter hastily replied, "I am sorry ma'am, but that is not on this part of the tour. That is in God's bedroom, he uses it as a ceiling fan."
Friday, April 08, 2011
Friday Funnies
For those trying to understand the Obama Doctrine on Libya:
I hope this is as helpful as it is confusing.
I hope this is as helpful as it is confusing.
Tuesday, April 05, 2011
Controlling The Narrative
A week and a half in the life of Team Obama:
Monday: Qaddaffi must go.
Tuesday: Khadafy can stay.
Wednesday: Never mind. We had it right the last time. Kaddaffi should go.
Thursday: Give us a minute to rethink what Quadaffy should or shouldn't do.
Friday: Quackdafi needs to stop bombing civilians.
Saturday: Quaaludaffi must go.
Sunday: Farrakhan says, Who the hell do you think you are? Khaddaffi must stay.
Monday: Dianne Feinstein says, Arrest Gadhafi
Tuesday: A symbol of racist oppression, Butler, lost the NCAA Championship.
Wednesday: Kaaduffy can stay, maybe.
Monday: Qaddaffi must go.
Tuesday: Khadafy can stay.
Wednesday: Never mind. We had it right the last time. Kaddaffi should go.
Thursday: Give us a minute to rethink what Quadaffy should or shouldn't do.
Friday: Quackdafi needs to stop bombing civilians.
Saturday: Quaaludaffi must go.
Sunday: Farrakhan says, Who the hell do you think you are? Khaddaffi must stay.
Monday: Dianne Feinstein says, Arrest Gadhafi
Tuesday: A symbol of racist oppression, Butler, lost the NCAA Championship.
Wednesday: Kaaduffy can stay, maybe.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Friday Funnies
Once again, this one comes from the PYY Mailbag:
Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Bev my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop.
When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an a--hole . He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So Bev called him a s--t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home.
Friday, March 11, 2011
Friday Funnies
From The LASunsett mailbag:
Don't Mess With The U.S.
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing. You are way behind us. In the USA (about two years ago) we grabbed a person out of the Senate with no brains, no heart, and no balls. We made him President of the United States , and now ... the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"
Don't Mess With The U.S.
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing. You are way behind us. In the USA (about two years ago) we grabbed a person out of the Senate with no brains, no heart, and no balls. We made him President of the United States , and now ... the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"
Friday, March 04, 2011
Friday Funnies
Some medical humor that our regular commenter, Chuck, might appreciate:
If you didn't laugh at this kind of stuff, you'd cry.
If you didn't laugh at this kind of stuff, you'd cry.
Friday, February 25, 2011
Friday, February 18, 2011
Friday Funnies
For your overall household fiscal and financial well-being, please note the following diagram:
For your overall household happiness and emotional well-being, please note the following graph:
Study this material well, as you will tested on it in the future.
For your overall household happiness and emotional well-being, please note the following graph:
Study this material well, as you will tested on it in the future.
Friday, February 11, 2011
Friday Funnies
How does Washington manage to spend so much? There are a whole host of reasons, but a couple components to this complex answer can be found in this video:
It might seem funny to intelligent free-thinking rational people like us, but in a way we should feel a bit ashamed for laughing at their stupidity. It's just their culture. It's the Washington way.
It might seem funny to intelligent free-thinking rational people like us, but in a way we should feel a bit ashamed for laughing at their stupidity. It's just their culture. It's the Washington way.
Friday, February 04, 2011
Friday Flashback
For all of you history buffs who like to remember and/or study how the America culture has evolved over time, here is something sent to me via e-mail:
High School Class of 1958 vs. 2010
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1958 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1958 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disturbs other students.
1958 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1958 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..
1958 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock
2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Pedro fails high school English.
1958 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1958 - Ants die.
2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1958 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
Note--I would have called this post the Friday Funnies. But when I think about it, this stuff really isn't funny anymore.
High School Class of 1958 vs. 2010
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
1958 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1958 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.
Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disturbs other students.
1958 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.
Scenario 4:
Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1958 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.
2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.
Scenario 5:
Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..
1958 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock
2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario 6:
Pedro fails high school English.
1958 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
1958 - Ants die.
2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1958 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
Note--I would have called this post the Friday Funnies. But when I think about it, this stuff really isn't funny anymore.
Friday, January 28, 2011
Friday Funnies
This week we revisit 20th century history, in the days of which I was but a lad. This video has the voice of the man who was leader of the free world at that delicate point in time.....and suffice it to say, he had the nuclear suitcase with him.
First of all, we have to tip the hat to Greg for finding this historical relic. I had tried to locate it a long time ago, forgot out it, and then lost interest.
But now, just sit back and listen to the man who brought us the (cough, cough)"Great Society":
Micro-managers and their clothes..... you have to love them.
First of all, we have to tip the hat to Greg for finding this historical relic. I had tried to locate it a long time ago, forgot out it, and then lost interest.
But now, just sit back and listen to the man who brought us the (cough, cough)"Great Society":
Put This On: LBJ Buys Pants from Put This On on Vimeo.
Micro-managers and their clothes..... you have to love them.
Friday, January 21, 2011
Friday Funnies
Those awkward moments.
Clearly, he's an empty suit.
Awkward Situation Room 1 from RightChange on Vimeo.
Clearly, he's an empty suit.
Friday, January 07, 2011
Friday Funnies
For those of you who are sentimental about preserving history for the next generation, you might want to take a look at this offer:
Call now. Phones are ringing off the hook and supplies are limited.
Have your credit card ready.
Call now. Phones are ringing off the hook and supplies are limited.
Have your credit card ready.
Friday, December 31, 2010
Happy New Year
The New Year's Eve addition of Friday Funnies showcases one of our favorite drunk characters from the past:
And here's two for the price of one:
Funny stuff, but drinking and operating machinery is not.
If you are celebrating tonight, remember these words:
If you drink do not drive, if you drive do not drink.
From the editorial staff here at PYY:
Have a happy and safe New Year celebration.
And here's two for the price of one:
Funny stuff, but drinking and operating machinery is not.
If you are celebrating tonight, remember these words:
If you drink do not drive, if you drive do not drink.
From the editorial staff here at PYY:
Have a happy and safe New Year celebration.
Friday, December 17, 2010
Friday Funnies
In honor of the long career of Larry King:
Seriously....as funny as this was, we wish him many good years ahead.
Seriously....as funny as this was, we wish him many good years ahead.
Friday, December 10, 2010
Friday Funnies
There is an unwritten rule, whereby, vets of any given armed force will not divulge the intensity of basic training of that force, at least in its entirety. The recruit asks the vet, "how is it?" The vet answers "it's tough but you'll do fine." When the recruit gets there, he/she then realizes he/she was sandbagged by the vet, when the DIs are fully unleashed.
Many of you may not know this but as my hair and goatee gets grayer and whiter, I have been receiving flyers from Santa Claus recruiters to consider enlistment when I retire from my current career. I must say that I was thinking about it until I saw this:
I am not so sure I can hack this one. Ft. North Pole is way too cold for me.
Many of you may not know this but as my hair and goatee gets grayer and whiter, I have been receiving flyers from Santa Claus recruiters to consider enlistment when I retire from my current career. I must say that I was thinking about it until I saw this:
I am not so sure I can hack this one. Ft. North Pole is way too cold for me.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Friday Funnies
Ladies and gentlemen, weighing in at 95.5 pounds, here is the great Gladys "Leatherfist" Ormphby:
Now..... will someone please call these people an ambulance?
Now..... will someone please call these people an ambulance?
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