Friday, March 11, 2011

Friday Funnies

From The LASunsett mailbag:

Don't Mess With The U.S.

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing. You are way behind us. In the USA (about two years ago) we grabbed a person out of the Senate with no brains, no heart, and no balls. We made him President of the United States , and now ... the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"


Always On Watch said...

Good one!

Mr. AOW loved this joke.

A.C. McCloud said...

Thanks for trying to keep our spirits up. Here's a joke for you..

A woman is pulled over for speeding and is surprised to see the cop writing a ticket. She says, "I thought you guys didn't give tickets to pretty women". The cop says, "We don't. Sign here please, ma'am."

[No offense to anyone is intended]

LASunsett said...


Glad this could put a smile on his face. God knows he probably could use one after all he has been forced to endure. Tell him I have said some prayers for him.

LASunsett said...


That's a good one (but before we tell it to a female, we must ascertain with a high degree of certainty whether or not she has ever been issued a ticket).

Always On Watch said...

Prayers are appreciated. Life here isn't easy these days.