From The LASunsett mailbag:
Don't Mess With The U.S.
A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing. You are way behind us. In the USA (about two years ago) we grabbed a person out of the Senate with no brains, no heart, and no balls. We made him President of the United States , and now ... the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"
6 comments:
Good one!
Mr. AOW loved this joke.
Thanks for trying to keep our spirits up. Here's a joke for you..
A woman is pulled over for speeding and is surprised to see the cop writing a ticket. She says, "I thought you guys didn't give tickets to pretty women". The cop says, "We don't. Sign here please, ma'am."
[No offense to anyone is intended]
AOW,
Glad this could put a smile on his face. God knows he probably could use one after all he has been forced to endure. Tell him I have said some prayers for him.
AC,
That's a good one (but before we tell it to a female, we must ascertain with a high degree of certainty whether or not she has ever been issued a ticket).
LA,
Prayers are appreciated. Life here isn't easy these days.
Nice blog thannks for posting
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