Friday, March 11, 2011

Friday Funnies

From The LASunsett mailbag:

Don't Mess With The U.S.

A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing. You are way behind us. In the USA (about two years ago) we grabbed a person out of the Senate with no brains, no heart, and no balls. We made him President of the United States , and now ... the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"

5 comments:

Always On Watch said...

Good one!

Mr. AOW loved this joke.

A.C. McCloud said...

Thanks for trying to keep our spirits up. Here's a joke for you..

A woman is pulled over for speeding and is surprised to see the cop writing a ticket. She says, "I thought you guys didn't give tickets to pretty women". The cop says, "We don't. Sign here please, ma'am."

[No offense to anyone is intended]

LASunsett said...

AOW,

Glad this could put a smile on his face. God knows he probably could use one after all he has been forced to endure. Tell him I have said some prayers for him.

LASunsett said...

AC,

That's a good one (but before we tell it to a female, we must ascertain with a high degree of certainty whether or not she has ever been issued a ticket).

Always On Watch said...

LA,
Prayers are appreciated. Life here isn't easy these days.