I was looking in the Ask LA mailbag for some new correspondence from poor souls with nowhere else to turn. But much to my surprise, I only found one. I guess people have been experiencing a huge mass of bliss, since Obama's election and the only ones who are suffering now are the ones who are just too stupid to get with the program.
For more on this newly created utopia, go read the letter. And be sure to write me if things change. I'll be waiting at the mailbox.