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2009's Shortest Books
AMERICA’S BLACK MUSLIM HEROES
By John Conyers
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AMERICA: WHY I LOVE HER
By Cindy Sheehan. Illustrations by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN VALUES: HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Jesse Jackson
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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WHITE PEOPLE’S ACCOMPLISHMENTS
By Rev. Al Sharpton
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A LITTLE TOLERANCE GOES A LONG WAY
By Osama Bin Laden
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THE POWER OF PERSONAL INTEGRITY
By Harry Reid (Introduction by Barack Obama)
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HOW WHITE AMERICA INFECTED TEN BILLION
NEGROS WITH THE HIV VIRUS
By Rev. Jeremiah Wright
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TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY
By John Kerry
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SO HELP ME GOD: THE TRUTH ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING
By Al Gore
(Bonus pictures of private jets and SUVs)
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CONTRIBUTIONS OF LABOR UNIONS
By John Sweeney
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THE MEN IN MY LIFE
By Ellen de Generes
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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MY SUCCESS WITH HOME-BASED BUSINESSES:
MALE ESCORT SERVICES
By Barney Frank
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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TAX SHELTERS THAT WORKED FOR ME
By Congressman Charlie Rangel
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POLITICAL MORALITY IN THE LAND OF MY FATHER
By Barack Hussein Obama
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JUST ADDED:
MY UNDERSTANDING OF MILITARY STRATEGY
By Nancy Pelosi
6 comments:
This is funny although I think this book could be rather lengthy
MY SUCCESS WITH HOME-BASED BUSINESSES:
MALE ESCORT SERVICES
By Barney Frank
Complete list of non-racist white folks by Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Maxine Waters, Jimmah Carter(take your pick of author)
hilarious
Well, Chuck. That's a great point. Silly me, I threw this one up without properly analyzing and editing it. It was such a trusted source, I didn't feel I had to. I cannot mention any names right now, but my attorney will be looking into the matter closely. ;)
AA,
What idiots they are. Every one of those bozos you mention act as if no one voted for Obama, except blacks. I guess there are some whites, we really can blame.
AICS,
We laugh until we realize what we are laughing at and then, it's crying time. But hey, at least we can say we laugh until we cry.
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