Friday, September 18, 2009

Friday Funnies

This list was sent to me by a friend, via e-mail. I thought I'd share it with you in case it hasn't made its way into your inbox, yet.



2009's Shortest Books




AMERICA’S BLACK MUSLIM HEROES

By John Conyers

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AMERICA: WHY I LOVE HER

By Cindy Sheehan. Illustrations by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN VALUES: HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

By Jesse Jackson

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

By Hillary Clinton

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WHITE PEOPLE’S ACCOMPLISHMENTS

By Rev. Al Sharpton

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A LITTLE TOLERANCE GOES A LONG WAY

By Osama Bin Laden

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THE POWER OF PERSONAL INTEGRITY

By Harry Reid (Introduction by Barack Obama)
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HOW WHITE AMERICA INFECTED TEN BILLION

NEGROS WITH THE HIV VIRUS

By Rev. Jeremiah Wright
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TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY

By John Kerry

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SO HELP ME GOD: THE TRUTH ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING
By Al Gore

(Bonus pictures of private jets and SUVs)
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CONTRIBUTIONS OF LABOR UNIONS

By John Sweeney

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THE MEN IN MY LIFE

By Ellen de Generes

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

By Mike Tyson

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MY SUCCESS WITH HOME-BASED BUSINESSES:

MALE ESCORT SERVICES

By Barney Frank

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

By O. J. Simpson
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TAX SHELTERS THAT WORKED FOR ME

By Congressman Charlie Rangel
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POLITICAL MORALITY IN THE LAND OF MY FATHER

By Barack Hussein Obama
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JUST ADDED:



MY UNDERSTANDING OF MILITARY STRATEGY

By Nancy Pelosi


6 comments:

Chuck said...

This is funny although I think this book could be rather lengthy

MY SUCCESS WITH HOME-BASED BUSINESSES:

MALE ESCORT SERVICES

By Barney Frank

Average American said...

Complete list of non-racist white folks by Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Maxine Waters, Jimmah Carter(take your pick of author)

All_I_Can_Stands said...

hilarious

LASunsett said...

Well, Chuck. That's a great point. Silly me, I threw this one up without properly analyzing and editing it. It was such a trusted source, I didn't feel I had to. I cannot mention any names right now, but my attorney will be looking into the matter closely. ;)

LASunsett said...

AA,

What idiots they are. Every one of those bozos you mention act as if no one voted for Obama, except blacks. I guess there are some whites, we really can blame.

LASunsett said...

AICS,

We laugh until we realize what we are laughing at and then, it's crying time. But hey, at least we can say we laugh until we cry.