I used to post a funny joke or spoof every now and then, awhile back, called Weekend Funnies. I haven't done it for some time now. This one is a little late to be posted under that title. But nevertheless, here is what my wife sent me (which originally came from a dear friend of ours). Watching politics as we all do, I thought this might bring a smile to someone's face (as it did mine when I read it).
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on:
The first surgeon says: "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second response: "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says: "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers....those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."