Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Progressive Speak Made Easy

Sometimes when a politician uses progressive-speak, it is important to get the correct translation. This is important, so that the average citizen can cut through the BS and form a well thought out opinion. Otherwise the person may fall prey to the dreaded disease known as "group think".

Here is a brief clip from a Washington progressive by the name of Jim McDermott and the correct English translation:

Shamelessly lifted from I Hate The Media.


Anonymous said...

The dude is offering free stuff; I say we take it, my man. We been pawns of oppressive white society long nough.

Bro Al

Anonymous said...

The supposition that elected officials have a peculiar tradition of oral communications that requires exceptional translation services may very well fall under several investigative jurisdictions. The first of these may be is extralegal, which is to say that the word is depends upon how one defines the word is. Next, we may have to evaluate the extraterrestrial, suggesting that members of congress are actual aliens and therefore cannot be understood by earth people. Next, we should perhaps study the extraterritorial, an extrapolation that these people are not Americans at all, and possibly illegal aliens. We may also have to assess this as an extramarital issue: is Barney Frank married to a boy prostitute. Finally, the extraneous, in which it doesn’t matter what elected officials say … it always boils down to bull sh**.

Z said...

I read the thing the first time....the second time, I listened to the words.
and Mustang..it's FWANK.

LASunsett said...


The words oral communications and the name Barney Frank, coexisting in the same paragraph, is highly indicative of a double entendre.

LASunsett said...

//and Mustang..it's FWANK.//

Go easy on him Z. The comment he posted was after lunchtime, more specifically in mid afternoon.

Some days his Sundowners kicks in a little early.

Anonymous said...

Scumbag Al,

You are lower than the lowest whale dung in the ocean. You are a dying cockroach. You make good people want to vomit at the mere mention of your name.

Did I make myself clear, you maggot?

Gunnery Sgt. Kikkin Asche USMC

Anonymous said...

Dude, you talk in circles...I'm dizzy.

Greg said...

Being a politician can be defined as the art of talking out yer ass. Love the video and the helpful translation.... :)

LASunsett said...

//Being a politician can be defined as the art of talking out yer ass.//

Ahhhh....the essence of government.