For those of you that do not frequent Mustang's site, I swiped this from him:
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
If any of my readers find that you are parents of one of these poor lost souls, Sunset & Mustang Enterprises have a deprogramming service that is well within your budgets.
It's an eight-week course, results are guaranteed. They will pick up their rooms, make their beds, and will even get paying jobs afterward. Half of the graduates actually move out of their parents' homes, within six weeks after completion of this course. Call now, slots are still available for the next cycle.
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Those are some benefits you're offering. I may just join the program for those benefits.
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We may need some more instructors, if demand continues to rise. Do you have any military or correctional officer experience?
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Ooh, Ooh, can I sign up? Oh wait, I don't live in my parents home, but I certainly need the help cleaning my room and making the bed. Or do I have to like Obama to qualify? It's free right? Obama said we would get lots of free things! He didn't lie to us did he? :-)
//Ooh, Ooh, can I sign up? Oh wait, I don't live in my parents home, but I certainly need the help cleaning my room and making the bed.//
Sorry Jennifer. From a thorough review of your application, you do not qualify at this time. You must be unemployed, homeless, or living in your parents' house and a supporter of Obama. Re-education is not necessary at this time.
However, Sunset & Mustang Enterprises LLC has a maid service. We can schedule an estimate for our new recruits to give your house a thorough GI Party, cleaning it top to bottom and ready to pass inspection. We'll even give you a blogroll discount.
Oh well, I didn't think I would qualify but it couldn't hurt to try! That maid service though, would be pretty handy with my two boys!
Oh, by the way, if you get time, come visit a new blog that a friend and I started up called Conservative Convictions. We are trying to bring back conservative principles and ideals back to the country and we need your voice. If we are loud enough, one day, the GOP will hear us and we will produce another Reagan! The link can be found on my latest blog!
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