Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible. At least natural health food expert Euell Gibbons said so, before he dropped dead at age 64.
Well, have you ever wondered if China has an equivalent to our own Andy Rooney? I used to lay awake late at night wondering about that kind of thing. But after many unresolved issues that have caused great anxiety and apprehension, I can sleep better because I have found him:
Enjoy.
4 comments:
Damn, LA ... this wasn't funny. This was simply depressing. Here I am watching C N N reporting on life in America within the next 18 months, some guy who works for Wal-Mart is describing the Obama Administration, and you're laughing and slapping yourself on the knee.
Wait until I tell the Gunny about this ...
Er uh....It wasn't CNN.
It was O N N, that is, Onion News Network.
It's a parody. It's satire.
Sheesh.
Now I have another host of unresolved issues. It's like Deja Vu all over again.
And I am sure Gunny will not be happy, when you twist this into something it's not, he will not be happy WITH YOU.
A litle more biting than the usual Onion piece. I like it!
Greg,
The Onion is a left wing publication, but they do seem to spread their targets around the spectrum a little better, as of late.
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