Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Iran: A Typical Timeline

MONDAY: Enrichment begins. The EU Calls for talks with Iran.

TUESDAY: Iran agrees to talks. Announces suspension of enrichment.

WEDNESDAY: Iran postpones talks with EU. Enrichment begins.

THURSDAY: Iran suspends enrichment, seeks talks with EU.

FRIDAY: Muslim Holy Day. Iran restarts enrichment process.

SATURDAY: Jewish Sabbath. Iran condemns Israel for existing.

SUNDAY: Christian Sabbath. Iran condemns western civilization.

MONDAY: Russia seeks talks with Iran. Iran announces enrichment suspension.

TUESDAY: Iran postpones talks with Russia, seeks talks with EU, begins enrichment.

WEDNESDAY: Iran suspends talks with EU, restarts thinking about talks with Russia, announces suspension of enrichment.

THURSDAY: Iran restarts enrichment.

FRIDAY: Muslim Holy Day. Continues to enrich. Blows off talks with EU and Russia.

SATURDAY: Death To Israel Day. Suspends enrichment. Sends payment to Hamas.

SUNDAY: Death To America Day. Hate Christians. Restarts enrichment.

Repeat.



Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

2 comments:

Always On Watch said...

The clock is ticking, and the White House Press Corps is consumed with Cheney's hunting accident? Just adds to the surrealism.

LASunsett said...

They strain at a gnat and yet, swallow a camel.