MONDAY: Enrichment begins. The EU Calls for talks with Iran.
TUESDAY: Iran agrees to talks. Announces suspension of enrichment.
WEDNESDAY: Iran postpones talks with EU. Enrichment begins.
THURSDAY: Iran suspends enrichment, seeks talks with EU.
FRIDAY: Muslim Holy Day. Iran restarts enrichment process.
SATURDAY: Jewish Sabbath. Iran condemns Israel for existing.
SUNDAY: Christian Sabbath. Iran condemns western civilization.
MONDAY: Russia seeks talks with Iran. Iran announces enrichment suspension.
TUESDAY: Iran postpones talks with Russia, seeks talks with EU, begins enrichment.
WEDNESDAY: Iran suspends talks with EU, restarts thinking about talks with Russia, announces suspension of enrichment.
THURSDAY: Iran restarts enrichment.
FRIDAY: Muslim Holy Day. Continues to enrich. Blows off talks with EU and Russia.
SATURDAY: Death To Israel Day. Suspends enrichment. Sends payment to Hamas.
SUNDAY: Death To America Day. Hate Christians. Restarts enrichment.
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.