Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Iran: A Typical Timeline

MONDAY: Enrichment begins. The EU Calls for talks with Iran.

TUESDAY: Iran agrees to talks. Announces suspension of enrichment.

WEDNESDAY: Iran postpones talks with EU. Enrichment begins.

THURSDAY: Iran suspends enrichment, seeks talks with EU.

FRIDAY: Muslim Holy Day. Iran restarts enrichment process.

SATURDAY: Jewish Sabbath. Iran condemns Israel for existing.

SUNDAY: Christian Sabbath. Iran condemns western civilization.

MONDAY: Russia seeks talks with Iran. Iran announces enrichment suspension.

TUESDAY: Iran postpones talks with Russia, seeks talks with EU, begins enrichment.

WEDNESDAY: Iran suspends talks with EU, restarts thinking about talks with Russia, announces suspension of enrichment.

THURSDAY: Iran restarts enrichment.

FRIDAY: Muslim Holy Day. Continues to enrich. Blows off talks with EU and Russia.

SATURDAY: Death To Israel Day. Suspends enrichment. Sends payment to Hamas.

SUNDAY: Death To America Day. Hate Christians. Restarts enrichment.

Repeat.



Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock.

2 comments:

Always On Watch said...

The clock is ticking, and the White House Press Corps is consumed with Cheney's hunting accident? Just adds to the surrealism.

LA Sunset said...

They strain at a gnat and yet, swallow a camel.