Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Ask LA

Dear LA,

I had this peculiar dream the other night. I dreamed that I was talking to Ted Kennedy about implementing the fair tax. He did engage me a little, but kept looking at his watch and looked as if he had something more important to do, other than talking to me about a concern I had.

What do you think it meant?

Dreaming in Mass.




Dear Dreaming,

It means he didn't give a damn about you or what you thought. It was all about him and what he wanted, as was evidenced by his lack of interest. He could have been looking at his watch to see if it was getting close to happy hour at the local cocktail lounge. You would do well to go to counseling and try to understand why you and millions of others in your state keep insisting on re-electing this embarrassing drunk, to the Senate.

Best,

LA


7 comments:

Greg said...

A-rah, why ah you pickin' awn me, Mr. LA? A-rah, we should toss back a couple tagethah, and you would see I'm nawt such a bad guy. We could talk about your-ah recent home-improvement project.

Greg said...

Ah crap, I meant to make that one from "Ted."

Greg said...

Hey, in honor of Ted, I wanted to remind you all of one of his finest moments.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APx2YJ-_jos

In all seriousness, though there is little I agree with Ted on politically, he is a good senator for our humble commonwealth. He helps people in need. He is the opposite of that stuck up jerk x-neighbor of mine who couldn't be bothered to take a limo ride 5 blocks to address his supporters after he lost the election in 2004. Kerry's wife is hot though.

Anonymous said...

Dear LA:

I think TK is sexually harassing us. We are outraged and want justice. Well, it wasn’t exactly sexual harassment, but he did want to take us for a ride in his car in MA, and my Mom told me what happened the last time he did that. I think he’s attracted to Cartman’s fat ass. Anyway, what should we do about this?

Sincerely,

Kenny, Stan, and Cartman

LASunsett said...

Dear Kenny, Stan, and Cartman,

Report this to the Edgartown police department, right away. No one should have to endure this kind of harassment. Be strong.

Best,

LA

Anonymous said...

You call this Mffdlkdjfkj #@%&*@!! Hmfdsrds advise?

Kenny
South Park Elem.

LASunsett said...

Dear Kenny,

Actually, I call it BS.

But the public buys it. It gets PYY through the rough edges, when I am too busy to post anything cogent. And...it makes me feel more sane, than I really am.

Anything that resembles sound professional advice here is pure coincidence.

Thanks for asking,

LA