Friday, September 14, 2007

O.J. Simpson Implicated In Theft

Slow news days seem to garner attention for stories of lesser importance, not the least of these is the report that O.J. Simpson may very well be charged in a theft, in Las Vegas. But the story seems to indicate that Simpson thinks the items belonged to him. This particular report says there was no violence involved.

Another report says that a gun was used. All of this creates a confusing myriad of complaints, from both sides.

I think he was hard at work looking for the killers of his ex-wife and Ron Goldman. He thought they were in the hotel room so, he and his hired posse went in.

Wouldn't you know that when he did, he just happened to see his jersey and suit? It's quite possible that he then informed the man in the room that he'd been looking for them and thanked him for finding them.

At least that is what my sources are telling me.


UPDATE:
Simpson claims he was conducting a sting operation.

I guess he temporarily reassigned himself off of the Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown case, onto this one. But from the reports I have been hearing he was back on the golf course today, looking for the killers. More as it becomes available.


2 comments:

A.C. McCloud said...

Pretty hilarious, in a stranger than fiction kind of way. Wonder what the jurors who nullified his verdict think about all of this?

LASunsett said...

AC

//Wonder what the jurors who nullified his verdict think about all of this?//

Maybe something along the line of:

You go, bro.

Just a guess.